HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHY

...your clubhouse server is so eager to serve you more drinks? Well, the answer is obvious just by looking at this photo. Drunk golfers hand out tips like drunk girls hand out compliments in the bathroom as if they were candy. Know who loves cash (and probably also candy)? The clubhouse closeout crew.

GOODR AVIATORS = MACH Gs

Introducing our very first Mach Gs with Flamingo Eye Technology. Our MACH Gs are a classic aviator style made to give you the speed if you feel the need. Plus, this smooth, sleek frame means no unsightly imprints on your nose from those weird nose pads on traditional metal aviator frames.